total eclipse flow chart

via buzzfeed, the most brilliant chart i think i've ever seen. please please please sell a t-shirt.

lessons from he-man

while we're on the topic, why not. he-man was my favorite cartoon growing up.

lessons from GI JOE

i went to a midnight showing of harry potter last night. first off, it was incredible. i was very, very pleased, to say the least.

but since everyone is going to be talking about THAT, i decided to talk about this: the upcoming GI JOE movie. now, i have no faith in michael bay, so i doubt this is going to be any kind of cinematic masterpiece. but it does make me nostalgic for the good ol' life lessons that could be summed up in a matter of seconds, and tied up with the neatest bow, "knowing is half the battle."

if you visit this website, you can see the complete catalog of joe lessons (unfortunately, no video, but if i find a video repository, i will post it too)

this is by far my favorite piece of advice:

Scarlett- You can learn to water ski if you keep trying.

haha. also, let's not forget about this joe. click on his picture to re-remember his unfortunate name.

ULTIMATE DANCE PARTY 1997

i can't believe i ever forgot about this cd. it was my senior year of high school and constantly in my little sony boombox. 

my friends and i were reminiscing about this compilation, because it's seriously the best compilation ever. this was way before "now that's what i call music, even if no one else would." timeless classics include "be my lover," by la bouche, "another night" by the real mccoy, and yes... the macarena. 

enjoy.

TRACKLIST:

1. Missing [Todd Terry Club Mix] - Everything But the Girl	Listen
2. Where Do You Go [Ocean Drive Edit] - No Mercy	Listen
3. Another Night - The Real McCoy	Listen
4. Be My Lover - La Bouche	Listen
5. Beautiful Life - Ace of Base	Listen
6. I Like to Move It [Eric "More" Club Mix] - Reel 2 Real	Listen
7. Deeper Love [C+C Tribesman Mix] - Aretha Franklin	Listen
8. Tell It to My Heart [1996 Remix] - Taylor Dayne	Listen
9. C'mon N' Ride It (The Train) [Remix Edit] - Quad City DJ's	Listen
10. Boom Boom Boom - The Outhere Brothers	Listen
11. Who Do U Love [Morales Classic Club Edit] - Deborah Cox	Listen
12. No More "I Love You's" [Junior Vasquez Remix Edit] - Annie Lennox	Listen
13. Dreamer [Original Club Mix] - Livin' Joy	Listen
14. This Is Your Night - Amber	Listen
15. Total Eclipse of the Heart - Nicki French	Listen
16. Children - Robert Miles	Listen
17. Macarena - Los del Mar