jay leno is so bad.

it's been months since i posted anything here. i'll admit, it's been a combination of laziness, disinterest, and overall ennui.

but when i heard the reports that NBC was thinking of booting conan and/or giving leno the tonight show back, i had to spring into action. and thus, i finally joined the evil world of twitter.

please follow me and retweet and whatever else the kids do at http://twitter.com/lenoissobad

hiatus.

so it's been a few days since i've posted anything sweet or snotty, but unless i find something post-worthy over the weekend, it's going to be a few more. i'm taking a trip to peru, and won't be returning until sept 12, when i'm sure my life will be consumed by job-hunting and football season. so we'll see. until then...

total eclipse flow chart

via buzzfeed, the most brilliant chart i think i've ever seen. please please please sell a t-shirt.

lemonade movie

i recently lost my job in advertising. but i was so miserable that, despite the fact that i'm bringing in zero money, i'm happier than i've ever been. i have some exciting new prospects for projects that i actually WANT to work on, and i feel as though my vision looking forward is clearer than ever.

that's why i was excited when a friend pointed me to this trailer. notice that not a single person missed their former life. i think showing up at a job 5 days a week (or 6 or 7) is almost the easy way out. when you have to look around and find possibilities and opportunities for yourself, that's when the really good stuff starts happening.

i'm actually going to contact the writer and see if there is a way to get involved. in any case, please enjoy.

highway2healthcare

i don't click on banner ads very often. but how do you not click on a healthcare take on appetite for destruction? i certainly don't know.

turns out this is a clever effort by the AFL-CIO to gain support for reform, even a public option. you got me to sign up, fellas. nice work.

silhouette masterpiece theatre

my friend directed me to this awesome website. enjoy.

no. no. no. no.

argh. nightmares. enough said. part of me doesn't even want to post a picture because it's so disturbing. eeeesh.