texts from last night

a few days late on this train, so sue me. but TFLN is a very funny website. it sort of captures the poetry of overheard in new york, but with a decidedly drunken, sexual, and perversely awkward bent. 

5/15 follow-up...

some of my favorite texts so far:

(203): I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
(860): oh sweet, sweet irony

(313): I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
(734): What'd you do?
(313): Its more like what im about to do.

(330): what are you wearing?
(703): Just my guilt

(518): I hraet yuo
(862): did you say you heart me or hate me?
(518): who is this?

(703): I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically