miami airport

a proposal was made to introduce slots to the miami international airport, in an effort to increase revenue.

but a florida law (which was written in an effort to keep slots at racetracks), states that slot machines can only reside in places where the ponies race.

the answer? bring ponies to the airport as well.

hey, why the hell not.

dave barry had an amusing chat about this very topic with NPR's robert siegel.